Uncommon Nonsense


tranquil as a forest, but on fire within.



Q: You just wrapped a film after working on it for a long time- what’s the first thing you want to do with your free time?

further proof that he is clint

"There is a reason that most fanfiction authors, specifically girls, start with a Mary Sue. It’s because girls are taught that they are never enough. You can’t be too loud, too quiet, too smart, too stupid. You can’t ask too many questions or know too many answers. No one is flocking to you for advice. Then something wonderful happens. The girl who was told she’s stupid finds out that she can be a better wizard than Albus Dumbledore. And that is something very important. Terrible at sports? You’re a warrior who does backflips and Legolas thinks you’re THE BEST. No friends? You get a standing ovation from Han Solo and the entire Rebel Alliance when you crash-land safely on Hoth after blowing up the Super Double Death Star. It’s all about you. Everyone in your favorite universe is TOTALLY ALL ABOUT YOU.

I started writing fanfiction the way most girls did, by re-inventing themselves.

Mary Sues exist because children who are told they’re nothing want to be everything."
posted 4 days ago via thegeekiary · originally unwinona
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Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.


Derek Hale is sighing very Dramatically somewhere in Beacon Hills!

posted 5 days ago via colethewolf · originally anjaar2708
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"I like the slash, and I think I like it because I feel there are so many people who are under-represented—or not represented at all—in mainstream Hollywood entertainment. I really enjoy the fan fiction that embraces character and themes that showcase those people—their love, their desires, their passions. I think that’s really cool—and I hope the show as it continues embraces that more, because that’s an opportunity to tell stories that other people might not be familiar with. I mean, there’s slash of me and Ichabod… that’s like, ‘What?!’ and then I read it and it was really well-written. I get it—it’s another way to go but it’s no less valid than what we’re doing and it’s certainly interesting, so I really get a kick out of that. To read fan fiction and to see fan art and to watch other people’s artistry paint different colors on top of what we’re doing… how can you be mad at that? That’s just completely awesome!"


Alright, well, we’ve taken up enough of your time. Enjoy the rest of your day and go back to your life as “a pile of human fences”.


FAKE TV SHOW → « HAWKEYE, my life as a weapon. »

Presenting Hawkeye: Jeremy Renner stars as Clint Barton, also known as Hawkeye, the world’s greatest marksman. This show presents the archer’s story, from his childhood to today, where he teams up with the Avengers to save the world.

▬ starring Jeremy Renner, Daniel Craig, Jean Reno, Woody Harrelson, Natalie Dormer, Hailee Steinfeld, Gemma Arterton, Scarlett Johansson, Clark Gregg, Samuel L. Jackson, and Ryan Kwanten.